Don’t let the size and stature of this mini salami-thrower deceive you. He’s always cranky and constantly has a penchant for violence, pelting bystanders and dragons with his trusty salami. His strong arm and mighty salami do not discriminate.
Minthara calls you short? SALAMI TO THE FACE!
Beholder in the Underdark? SALAMI TO THE FACE!
Shadowheart falling into the dark side? SALAMI TO THE FACE!
Old man Ketheric wants you on his team? SALAMI TO THE FACE!
Orin got daddy issues? SALAMI TO THE FACE!
Cazador & Raphael want to make a contract with you? SALAMI TO THE FACE!
Emperor ran out of space gummies? SALAMI TO THE FACE!
Ansur wants to wake up? SALAMI TO THE FACE!
Nothing can stop his relentless assault. The only elixir you’ll need is the Colossus elixir to make this tiny guy extra big, and his salami even bigger. Best friends with Harry Potter? Ask him to make you much bigger! Who’s gonna call you “tiny” now? Well, everyone. That’s this character’s name!
Infuse that salami with cold damage via Elemental Cleaver. Maybe make enemies trip from the frozen ground caused by the Snowblind Ring. Actually make them trip with Trip Attack. Is it 4:20? Because they trippin!
Coldbrim grants stacks of Encrusted With Frost, allowing us to eventually freeze a target from a multitude of sources of conditions (BM Maneuvers, poisons, prone from being throne, throwing hazardous bottles, etc…).
Want to be even more toxic? Dip that salami in poison! Just the tip… The rarer the poison, the higher its DC! Proc Coldbrim more often with it!
You the deadliest salamimancer in the Sword Coast. No spells or divine smites. Just you, your friends, and one trusty salami.
