How to get the Dildo weapon
Game: Cyberpunk 2077
Content Type: Gaming Guides


“Sir John Phallustiff, ” or “The Dildo Weapon,” breaks Cyberpunk 2077. Being easy to grab and easier to upgrade, gamers are flocking to this phallic melee weapon. It offsets the edge and broodiness of Night City, and as a small bonus, you get to romance Militech’s Meredith Stout while acquiring it. Ironically enough, this weapon is considered “non-lethal”, so you can keep the Cybersphychos alive.

To acquire this unique weapon, you’ll need to first complete part of the game’s main quest, and begin Meredith Stout’s quest line while doing so. Then, after romancing Meredith Stout, you’ll be able to get your hands on Sir John.

Dexter Deshawn will start you on “The Heist” questline. Begin by calling Meredith Stout and meet with her before encountering the Maelstrom gang. The life path chosen will offer multiple lines of dialogue, but make sure you accept the credit chip without asking questions. When inside the gang’s hideout, the new boss, Royce, will attempt to threaten you. Make sure you point a gun to his head and offer the spiked chip without warning him of the virus.

Shoot your way out of the hideout and kill Royce on your way out. This part is critical. After exiting, you’ll speak with Meredith again. Make sure not to be aggressive, and choose the dialogue option saying you hope to continue business in the future.

  • After the prologue ends, you meet up with Takemura and finish his dialogue.
  • Skip and fast-forward 2 in-game days.
  • You’ll receive a text from Meredith “Militech went as planned”. Reply “Shame, wanted to get a better look at your ink”
  • Follow the map marker to the No-Tell Motel.
  • After the love scene, the Dildo will be on the bed.

Yes, the dildo can become OP. It can be upgraded to legendary and deal up to 420+ DPS, including stacking the “Street Brawler” skill tree.

Use your stat points to max out body for the top-tier Street Brawler attributes. Enter your character stats and select the “Body” option, then “Street Brawler”. Max out the following perks for the most DPS output:

  • Crushing Blows – Increases damage from Strong Attacks with Blunt Weapons by 10% (Rank One), 20% (Rank Two), and 30% (Rank Three).
  • Flurry – Increases damage from combo attacks with Blunt Weapons by 30% (Rank one), 40% (Rank Two), and 50% (Rank Three).
  • Dazed – All attacks with Blunt Weapons have a chance to apply stun by 15%( Rank one) and 30% (Rank Two).
  • Efficient Blows – Reduces the Stamina cost of all attacks with Blunt Weapons by 25% (Rank one) and 50% (Rank two).
  • Opportune Strike – Increases damage with Blunt Weapons against enemies affected by stun by 50%.

With these stats maxed and a fully upgraded Dildo Weapon, 350+ stats + modifiers + Body damage can result in a total DPS output of 420!

An easy method by YouTuber DPJ maps out an easy method to duplicate crafting materials in update 1.6. Here’s how to duplicate crafting materials:

  • Go to a nearby Drop Point and select any items that stack (in this case, crafting materials).
  • Start by selling all but one of the materials to the drop point
  • Select the buy-back option
  • Before purchasing everything back, select all but two of the materials in the Drop Point
  • Hold the select and buy button. If the glitch worked, you should be able to select the buy-back materials again. Repeat this method.
    • On Xbox, Hold A and then hold X
    • On Playstation, Hold down X and then Square
    • On PC, hold the left click and then hold the F key.

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